Showing posts with label tasty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tasty. Show all posts

Friday, 2 August 2013

Itchy. Tasty...Evil 2

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Pass the ketchup

Resident Evil 2 is one of my favourite videogames of all time. Even the rats gnawing on Mr Zombies leftover bones know this. I must have played it easily over 50 times (I went through a phase of playing it on a 'loop' once) but even though I have squeezed every possible ounce of thrill and enjoyment out of Resi 2, and know every alleyway and hidden secret better than the back of my hand, I can still pop it into my Playstation 2 or Dreamcast on any given moment and BLAM! I am hot for the undead hoards once more.
Playing Resident Evil 2 for me is like revisiting an old childhood park; a place which holds many cherished memories, suspended among the rusted iron, rising up from the warm gravel, waiting for me to get drowned in that comforting glow of the distant past. And no, im not exaggerating, this is really how it is for me. Its more than a game, its an experience and replaying it always sends me spinning back to a time when I had fewer responsibilities and those dear to me, who have long since passed away, were still here. Closer to boy than the man life forces one to become (some can be lucky mind.)

Resident Evil 2 memories:

1. Meeting creepy Chief Irons in his office, with the mayors dead daughter slumped on his desk.

2. Lighting the flare after coming off the sky tram and trying to get a last glimpse of the police station you'd fought so hard to escape from. I don't know why but this always shakes something in me.

3. Birkin "G" monster walking past/above you and Sherry in the sewers **shiver**

4. That pesky T-103 Tyrant stalking you throughout the game.

My PS2, Dreamcast copies & guide
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Chief Irons has it under control...kinda

Saturday, 8 June 2013

Juice Of The (Psycho) Gods

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The doctor will see you now

See that handsome chap up there? His name is Dr Burnorium and I do believe that his "Hot Sauce Emporium", filled with deliciously hot sauces, might just have a shot at taking over the world. A place where wing sauce pours from taps, fiery snacks grow on trees and the sountrack is heavy metal (think Willy Wonka's factory only cooler but in a hot kind of way.) Accuse me of going OTT all you want but mock not lest ye try it, if you love hot sauce, you're gonna REALLY love Psycho Juice!

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Habanero: Smash it on wings!

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Red Savina

Dr Burnorium has quite a few to choose from too; first bottle I had was his Psycho Juice 70% Ghost Pepper which hit the spot, strong in flavour and heat. One thing the good doctor does well is keeping a good balance between heat and flavour. Ive tried many hot sauces and quite a few makers are guilty of sacrificing flavour for heat (in some instances they drown the flavour completely which is pointless in my opinion.) What on earth is the point of having a plate of delicious chicken wings if your gob is too numb to appreciate them?
Psycho Juice doesn't go down this route, and so far every sauce ive tried (4 and counting) from the range gets the balance smack banged to rights. It tastes amazing, takes every meal up a notch while still bringing plenty of heat to the table. And not wanting to go all Jaime Oliver on you, its all so versatile and can be used on everything from plain old beans on toast (hint: Red Savina does them up a treat) to salads and pasta dishes. (I smashed the Habanero Psycho Juice on my pasta earlier and it was all kinds of mighty f**king aces.)

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Ghost Pepper Mustard

It has become more regular on my table than HP sauce and I kid thee not. I'm using Dr Burnorium's elixir of Greatness on virtually every meal (my melted organs can forgive me in the next life) and as a bonus he's a good chap to follow on Twitter too (@DrBurnorium.) Funny. Honest. Tells it like it is. But anyway enough ass kissing, there is a plate of chicken wings over there just begging to be smothered in Psycho Juice: Ghost Mustard (Goddamn this is a fine 10/10 sauce.)
So if you are happen to be a fan of hot sauces, and even if you're not, head on over to www.hotsauceemporium.co.uk and fill your basket with burny delicious treats. You will thank me later I promise you.

A gift box I bought recently
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