Godzilla

Really looking forward to this new Godzilla movie, KING OF MONSTERS! Just take a gander at the evidence below.

Versus King Ghidora




But let us not forget this little chap from the cartoon.

Brat's Top 2013 Movies

Number 1: Yeah!

We had a lot of decent movies in dear old (or 'rotten old' depending on your year) 2013 and guess what? Yup that's right boyo, Brat News saw them all. We don't take entertainment lightly here you know. And things like this demand a list! So here is (in my humble opinion of course) the best of the Hollywood bunch, including those where I expected aceness but instead were lamest.


1. Dallas Buyers Club (A modern masterpiece)

2. Prisoners (Ace film, Ace)

3. Captain Phillips (Brilliant, tense cinema)

4. Killing Season/Machete Kills (Being cheeky with joint positions but hey, my list)

5. Rush (F1 Ace)



Close but no cigar ~

The Butler (Ooh suits you sir!)

Life of Pi (Surprise hit for this Brat)

2 Guns (Bang bang hot to trot)

Pain & Gain (What can I say? I love Wahlberg)

Would You Rather (Oh yes! Some fine horrortastic dares)


And here belongs the "I Iz Disappoint" movies ~

The Wolverine (Aww Hugh, you were doing so well with Prisoners)

The Sweeney (Utter shyte, Thaw spinning in grave)

Iron Man 3 (Needing WD40 methinks)

World War Z (Arm Pitt ruins an epic comic yarn)

Lego: Last Of Us

If this was from an actual game? Totally buy it I would. Sadly its not, BOO! But hats off to the creator of this awesome tribute video, its one of the best things ive seen all week. The Last Of Us Lego! Ace.

Earl Brat of Jams

The Next Gen Consoles

Xbox One (or XBone as its 'affectionately' become known to gamers) was released just 15 minutes ago. Playstation 4 out next week. But most gamers I know on forums are waiting until next year until they get one because there are still great games out for PS3. Oh and there are not many new titles worth the splurge, especially at £50 a pop :o Killzone is the only one I would be interested in. Watch Dogs too but thats been delayed.
Ive still got loads to finish myself: Sly Raccoon 4, Heavy Rain, Killzone 3, Hitman Absolution, Arkham Origins, Borderlands 2, Bioshock Infinite, Far Cry 3 etc, not to mention the awesome The Wolf Among Us series, so even though I will be getting a PS4 (I was offered a special exclusive deal) I can't see me playing much on it for its first few months of life.
The graphics jump this time around are not going to be as spectacular either. Gone are the days of SNES to Playstation 1 improvement, or even the PS2 to PS3 which still feels like yesterday (was only 2007 remember). Going from PS2 (still a [b]great[/b] console) to PS3 was very impressive; jaws were indeed dropped when Motorstorm first hit our screens after MGS3 or Hitman: Blood Money on PS2 (again still fantastic titles) but the PS4 and XBone don't look to be much different to what we have now. Oh the number crunchers will notice for sure but yer average player will not.

Arias Welsh Alt. (18)

POLICE LINE: DO NOT CROSS



WARNING: FRUITY F BOMBS THROUGHOUT!

Hymns and Arias is Welsh folk singer Max Boyces best known songs, sung at rugby matches up and down Wales. I thought I would 'spice' it up a little with some colourful F bombs. Just for a giggle, and see how my accent carried it off.

Web Blues

Convinced I am falling out of love with the internet. It used to be id log on eager to learn something new or thrilled at the prospect of getting involved in a forum debate, but all this is rapidly disappearing. The excitement is flakier than Dodo bones. Seems ive done it all, earned the tee shirt and now after a quick glance at online newspapers and a kickabout on social media, all I want to do is log off again. Probably long overdue.
You see Ive been online since 1999 and the days of the Sega Dreamcast. The Dream Arena was my first taste of chat rooms and message boards, it was the place I heard "LOL" for the first time. It was new, alien, a digital frontier waiting to be explored by hip young cowboys who preferred joysticks over six shooters. I couldn't wait to sign in, to escape the humdrum of real life and get sucked into a kind of virtual playground. That's how most of us saw the internet back then but fast forward almost 15 years to a place where Smartphones and Tablets are everyday devices, and 'LOL' is as commonly used as 'Thank You' and much has changed. I certainly have, and with it my attitude of the great WWW highway.
I just spend 20 minutes staring at the Yahoo screen in a miserable 'limbo', not knowing what to do next. Just sat letting the computer backlight hypnotise me into some kind of pause, a bit like being lost at sea. So tired of it all. I saw it coming a while ago when I noticed I was visiting forums less. Over the years I have made great friends on internet message boards, some really wonderful people who some I regard as part of an extended family (may sound odd to some but its true), but when even they could not inspire me to log on (it wasn't them, it was the internet) I knew there was trouble in paradise. Or trouble on Google.
And like I say, its not a people issue (although certain figures grate), its the internet itself; the endless words, the anonymous
hands hitting the keyboard, pop up adverts, everything dotcom feels flat.