As you can see dear reader, I just burnt my knuckles on the grill but do you want to know something peculiar? The smell reminded me of pistachio nuts and chicken flavour crisps. Its true I say! Im holding my poor, hapless fist up to my snout right now as I type and the smell almost makes me hungry. Gulp! Hope im not turning into a cannibal? Or even worse I could have died and returned zombie?
